1.03.2008

Tales of the fruitcake, plural


Jessieh: That would be a sight, two evangelists trying to make out-
Ms.Hepburn: it would look like they were speaking in tongues. (no pun intended)
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Ms.Hepburn: When they were burning my armpit off, I was thinking, "God, why can't I just be Jessieh?"
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Ms. Hepburn (moments later): Who else has a giant appendage hanging from their armpit under a giant mole they've named Clementine?

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love, we

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

my darling sister,
I'm in love with the picture on this entry. you look absolutely gorgeous. I love you so much.
your little sister.